Fame

If I was ever famous I think I might hate it. To always be prejudged, weighed against yourself, and to be possibly found wanting. How annoying.

Oh how I wish I told jokes. But this is soliloquoy.

UPDATE Looking through a search for Ralph Waldo Emerson I find this:

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A famous quotation of Emerson's goes a little like this: "A friend is one before whom I may think aloud." Pffuh. You know as well as I do that this man had no friends. Shut up, Ralph Waldo Emerson. Nobody likes a blabbermouth. Try to be the one who's interested in other people; everyone likes that guy. Plus, he's usually a pushover who'll buy you a drink.