Saturday, April 08, 2006


Yes, that's right. Inspired by this thread, I'm going to quit masturbating. Lately I've been up to like two times a day, and it's hurting me.

In other days, I'm trying to gain weight. I've been drinking Heavyweight Gainer 900. It tastes delicious, but I'm losing weight. Incomprehensible. I must be consuming 2000 calories a day, and I only weigh 110-115 pounds.

Life is going ok. Wrote up a humongous philosophy paper, but it wasn't a piece of quality. It was near 20 pages double-spaced. That's all.

EDIT 3/8/08: It turns out that celiac sprue caused my sickness.

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